The other day I was sitting at the dining room table with my sons. We were each doing our thing – they were doing homework, and I was working on my laptop. Suddenly, the light went off (we have a timer on it) and I instinctively clapped twice in hopes it would turn on again. Of course, it didn’t because we don’t have the Clapper. Nonetheless, they looked at me with a bewildered look on their face. “Mom, why did you just clap like that?” my 7-year old asked. So, I sang: Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap, clap) Clap on, clap off, the clapper! All I get are…